Ruin-A-Wish

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but your dream job is picking up dog poop at the park.

I wish to be good at Melee.

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wish granted but your dream job is picking up dog poop at the park.

I wish to be good at Melee.

Wish granted but you suddenly misplace the game (ur really a Nintendo fanboy aren't u)...

I wish for knowledge on coding.

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but your knowledge only allows you to code a simple NASCAR racing game. (And yes, I am a Nintendo fanboy, lol.)

I wish to flyyyy.

 

[_Smokescreen_]

Wish granted, however it is just the same as the Phantom kit in PvP, where you can only use it for 5 seconds and wait for 30 seconds or so

I wish for psychic powers

 

[pofoproud]

Wish granted but every time you use them you die and are stuck in an empty void of nothing-ness where your powers are useless.. So basically u can only use them once but never get to see their abilities.

I wish for me to not mess up in the simplest of things

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted but every time you walk you end up thinking too much and trip over your own feet.

I wish I had a piece of paper

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but you have nothing to write with aside from chalk.

I wish to be good at bowling.

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted, but your only good at getting the right ball to bowl with

I wish to have a bigger bedroom with cool stuff inside

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but it sucks you into your computer and you are stuck in the world of happy wheels, where your body parts get decapitated all day.

I wish that my friend would stop playing league of legends

Grim...

Wish granted, but there are too many players so Skywars crashes

I wish that this wish will be 110% understud, you will understand my true meaning of my wish and not alter it in any way

 

[Chickenrage249]

Grim...

Wish granted, but there are too many players so Skywars crashes

I wish that this wish will be 110% understud, you will understand my true meaning of my wish and not alter it in any way

Whoops read the wrong post,

Wish granted, but you can't open the door nor break it down and there are no windows

Same wish on that last one

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted but your wish if altered anyway

I wish I had a water bottle

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but I'm lying and your wish isn't actually granted.

I wish for the ability to spit fire.

EDIT: Sniped. :I

Wish granted but the water bottle is filled with spicy water.

I wish for the ability to spit fire.

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted but every time you spit fire your eyes bleed.

I wish I had a baby sheep

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but the baby sheep is locked in a glass sphere, and if the glass sphere is cracked, chipped, or damaged in any way, it will spontaneously combust and implode without warning, sucking up everything in a 50 mile radius. However, the sphere does provide living conditions for the baby sheep, such as food, water, and shelter.

I wish for a cucumber.

 

[pofoproud]

Wish granted but it only appears every decade for .1 of a second

I wish for a cooler cucumber

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted but your wish if altered anyway

I honestly didn't get that...

Wish granted but that cucumber becomes alive and takes over your house and you have no freedom

I wish that I could have a proper train

 

[ChildMusher69]

I honestly didn't get that...

Wish granted but that cucumber becomes alive and takes over your house and you have no freedom

I wish that I could have a proper train

Wish granted, but the train explodes.
I wish that my cat was a potato (catato)

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted, but now you don't have a cat anymore because it turned into a potato.

I wish for a cool cane gun.

 

[ChildMusher69]

Wish granted, but now you don't have a cat anymore because it turned into a potato.

I wish for a cool cane gun.

Wish granted, but you accidentally shot yourself in the head, and you're dead.

I wish that everything I say is false.

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted, but you're asked "Do you wish to die?" and then you say "No, I don't wish to die," and your wish is granted and you die. It's okay, we can be friends in Hell.

I wish to be British.

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted but you have an incredibly strong accent that makes you sound funny

I wish to know everything there is to know

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but your mind explodes with KNOWLEDGE.

I wish that I could preform a Falcon Punch.

 

[SAFollis]

Wish granted but your mind explodes with KNOWLEDGE.

 

[ChildMusher69]

Wish granted but your mind explodes with KNOWLEDGE.

I wish that I could preform a Falcon Punch.

Wish granted, but you accidentally Falcon Punch a solid block of Graphene.
By the way, solid blocks of Graphene don't exist yet, but sheets of graphine 1 atom thick do.

I wish that potato.io was more popular.

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but the servers get hacked and never go back up.

I wish that I could preform a Falcon Kick.