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*a vampire uses this opportunity to enter your home and take your biscuits*
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Is that short for something?
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Oh, I see. And how is your name spelled?
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Is everyone in your family named Charlie?
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But it says you've had an account for five years. How can this be? Did you inherit it?
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I have been conversing with a foetus all this time?
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Fleas get to live on dogs.
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After many days of contemplation, I have come to the conclusion that fleas jump well, and that's pretty cool.
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Oh no. You have been transformed into an owl.
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This reminds me of that one time that one character from that one work of fiction did/said that one thing.
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True. That or you got bored of it.
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That's fine sometimes, though. Without expectations, we wouldn't have the unexpected.