Ruin-A-Wish

[iiDad_]

Wish granted but every time you do: you defecate in your pants.

I wish I can ride my bed where ever I want.

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted but every time you do: you defecate in your pants.

I wish I can ride my bed where ever I want.

Wish granted but you can only use it for 5 minutes
I wish I had a wish

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but that new wish will never be granted.

I wish for pineapple pizza.

 

[Lowvex]

Wish granted but u dropped it into a pile of mud.

I wish to be able to talk to TWURTLES.

 

[_Smokescreen_]

Wish granted but u dropped it into a pile of mud.

I wish to be able to talk to TWURTLES.

Wish granted, however receiving communication from the TWURTLES! is really poor

I wish to have Ben & Jerry's ice cream right now (it is v hot)

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but the heat melts the ice cream and it ruins your favorite shirt (which you are wearing.)

I wish for an ice cube to suck/chew on because it is hot out.

 

[Lowvex]

Wish granted but the ice melts instantly Karma

I wish to be a TWURTLE.

 

[pofoproud]

Wish granted but ur sLIgHTLY lESS CUTEEEE

I wish to be a fishy

 

[Swagataur]

Wish granted, but someone catches you and eats you

I wish to have a time machine

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but it requires a C battery and since nothing uses C batteries you have to go buy some, but since nothing uses them and nobody uses them they don't carry them, so you don't get to use the time machine.

I wish for the ability to shoot powerful jets of peanut butter "out" of my palms, like a powerhose for peanut butter. "Out" because it actually comes from a pocket dimension with an endless amount of peanut butter, and when I activate this power, comes out of my palm as I described.

 

[Viperstrike]

Wish granted but it requires a C battery and since nothing uses C batteries you have to go buy some, but since nothing uses them and nobody uses them they don't carry them, so you don't get to use the time machine.

I wish for the ability to shoot powerful jets of peanut butter "out" of my palms, like a powerhose for peanut butter. "Out" because it actually comes from a pocket dimension with an endless amount of peanut butter, and when I activate this power, comes out of my palm as I described.

Wish granted, but your allergic to peanuts.

I wish I was a staff member

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted but no one listens to you

I wish Lowvex would stop talking about turtles

 

[SAFollis]

Wish granted but it requires a C battery and since nothing uses C batteries you have to go buy some, but since nothing uses them and nobody uses them they don't carry them, so you don't get to use the time machine.

I have C batteries in my house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted but no one listens to you

I wish Lowvex would stop talking about turtles

Wish granted, but then he/she talks about KNAWLEDGE

I wish noobs wouldn't be so annoying

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted, but they all become filled with KNAWLEDGE and the pros get dumbed down and now everyone is an idiot.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but they all become filled with KNAWLEDGE and the pros get dumbed down and now everyone is an idiot.

I wish for nothing.

Wish granted, but EVERYTHING appears!!!

I wish I was... THE STIG

 

[Rainr]

Wish granted, but EVERYTHING appears!!!

I wish I was... THE STIG

Wish granted, but u turn into a gorilla

i wish for satan to grant this wish

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but u turn into a gorilla

i wish for satan to grant this wish

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but you die.

I wish for a bucket of saltwater taffy.

 

[JakeIsBoss]

Wish granted but you die.

I wish for a bucket of saltwater taffy.

Wish granted but you choke on the first piece.

I wish to be unbanned on happy

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted, but happy isn't HHG so you're still banned here.

I wish for the power to bend water.

 

[juicylies]

Wish granted, but happy isn't HHG so you're still banned here.

I wish for the power to bend water.

Wish granted but it evaporates directly after.

I wish to make people stop getting triggered.

 

[AppleGlacier]

Wish granted but it evaporates directly after.

I wish to make people stop getting triggered.

Wish granted, but you can never say anything about anything that used to trigger people again.

I wish I had a small loan of a million dollars.

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wish granted but you will be notoriously known for saying that line.

I wish for world domination

 

[Swagsire101]

Wish granted but then an alien threat comes in and captures Earth and now you're enslaved.

I wish for one of these Rowlet to be 31/31/31/x/31/31 god damn it.
EDIT: Wish was granted.

I wish for October to come for Super Mario Odyssey.