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Oh no

Termination should commence within 4-6 business weeks.

why not tomorrow

I'm very busy procrastinating.

maggot

Don't make me come up with another vague threat, because I will, and no one will be impressed.

do it

Make me.

just do it

Let's just say I'd advise you to carefully read the list of ingredients of your toothpaste from now on.

jokes on you! i ate all my teeth

My plan was a success, then.

its a tragedy

Not yet. Here comes the best part: You need to keep using the toothpaste, despite not having any use for it, or else withdrawal symptoms will kick in. And believe me, you don't want those. Especially this particular set.

i do not trust toothpaste anymore after it ate my pet rat. so i'm good.

Interesting. All malice should have been directed towards you, leaving all third parties unharmed, so either something isn't working as intended, or someone else uses methods similar to my own.

yes.

Indeed.

why are we still here? just to suffer?

At this point, I think we're here mostly to see how long we can make this thread. Suffering while doing so is a neat bonus, though, right?