__USA__ Jun 25, 2015 How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there
__USA__ May 13, 2015 A Spanish magician told the audience he would disappear on the count of three. He started counting, 1, 2, and he disappeared without a trace
A Spanish magician told the audience he would disappear on the count of three. He started counting, 1, 2, and he disappeared without a trace
__USA__ Apr 25, 2015 Mexican and black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
__USA__ Apr 16, 2015 Two polar bears are in a bathtub, and one says to the other, "Hey pass the soap." And the other replies, "No soap, radio." Get it? You won't
Two polar bears are in a bathtub, and one says to the other, "Hey pass the soap." And the other replies, "No soap, radio." Get it? You won't
__USA__ Apr 14, 2015 My mom just told me that she wants to move to Florida. I kinda want to lol, better than Missouri. See you there Chris. (Hopefully)
My mom just told me that she wants to move to Florida. I kinda want to lol, better than Missouri. See you there Chris. (Hopefully)
__USA__ Apr 11, 2015 I'm going to be a freshman soon, oh boy, hs curriculum is going to be SO EASYYYYY
__USA__ Apr 1, 2015 I just realized that I express myself as a cannibal ALOT. Probably need to watch that a bit more from now on lol
I just realized that I express myself as a cannibal ALOT. Probably need to watch that a bit more from now on lol
__USA__ Apr 1, 2015 My smooth dairy product attracts all the gentlemen to the recreational field saying; mine is superior to yours.
My smooth dairy product attracts all the gentlemen to the recreational field saying; mine is superior to yours.
__USA__ Mar 30, 2015 Roses are red. violets are blue. Your alone because nobody likes you! - Boomerang_pizza, Duke of Rhyme
Roses are red. violets are blue. Your alone because nobody likes you! - Boomerang_pizza, Duke of Rhyme